In the name of fun.

Kristy and I are going to see Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part One on Tuesday night. I just read a review that said the honeymoon scene is 45 minutes long. We're going to need a LOT of soda.

Speaking of food and drink, here is my edited version of a Breaking Dawn drinking game.
Most of this is off the internet but some are my own. I expect that taking this list will improve the entertainment value that the movie provides by 100%.

Take a sip of your beverage:

• When Edward bites a human
• When there's a toast at the wedding
• When the movie tries to justify Jacob's impending imprint
• For each of the bruises Edward find on Bella
• When the camera pans to Jasper
• Charlie ignores the obvious signs that his daughter is in a really bad relationship
• When someone turns into a werewolf
• When Alice makes that stupid smile of hers
• Every time Bella stammers
• Every time a camera shot lingers too long
• When someone compliments Bella

Take a huge mouthful: 

• When the creator of this monster makes her painfully obvious cameo appearance
• When Edward breaks the headboard (good grief, I feel disturbed just typing that)
• The getting-ready-for-the-sex montage occurs
• For each transition between horror and soap-opera that the movie takes

Chug for the duration of: 

• The wedding kiss
• Any vampire sparkling
• The wolf telepathic pow-wow (I've heard you might stop breathing if you try to chug through this scene, but we'll give it a shot anyway...)
• Bella drinking blood

Empty the bottle for: 

• THE IMPRINT

I don't know if I'll come back alive, even without alcohol....